Do people with faith in Evolution really expect sensible Christians to believe in their theory in crisis?

As a Christian, I'd like to know where you got that education if you still don't believe in the science of evolution? Brigham Young? Why do Christians like you have such a problem accepting the idea that God allowed for evolution? Why do you insist on taking the bible literally when it wasn't meant as a history or science book? How you can actually think that evolution is "spoon-fed nonsense" astounds me. I don't really think you're as sensible as you claim.